A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God she asked ‘Is my time up?’
God said, ‘No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.’
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, ‘I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?’
(You’ll love this)
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God replied: ‘I didn’t recognize you.’
Source: Inner Work Publishing: Humor
Illustration: Carla Sonheim book of ‘The Art of Silliness‘
Too funny! I can hardly wait to tell the story to some friends.
It’s worth sharing some fun and laughter.
Laughter doze of the day – complete. Thanks Perpetua. 🙂
Who can blame Him after so much I’m sure even her relatives would have ignored her.
Too funny, Norma. Chuckling…. Tee hee 😛
Good one!
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Wonderful story and a good lesson to be taught as well.. Take care and happy blogging to ya, from Laura ~
Laura, this gives me so much idea with what to do with money before I die. Thank you. Perpetua.
Perpetua, I’m so happy you visited our fellow bloggers page. I love finding special post and passing them on to others. Hugs, and have a wonderful day..Take care from, Laura
Definitely thought provoking:)
Do you really think God won’t recognize us? 😛
Hee hee, LOVE IT!
Me too, tee hee….
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Glad to make you smile, Amy. 😛
Crazy..
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