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Most of the Super Bowl commercials have the “aawww” factor but not the tickle-my-bone-funny until my belly ache from laughing and bubbles coming out of my nose.
I live for Super Bowl’s commercials, not the game.
When it comes to sports, I think pigs will fly if the Canucks win this season. Yes, I wrote if, not when.
When the pigs fly, they would have flown with the Canadian geese instead off to a better pasture land, join a team that actually can play and wins the hockey game. Yes, I wrote when not if because it’s more believable to think that pigs will fly than the Canucks will win a game.
Seriously, “When Pigs Fly” Dorito commercial won second place in high stakes ad, it feels good to know that the filmmaker is from Vancouver, Canada. The prize is a tune of $50,000 USD, convert that to Canadian, the return is better should he wants plenty of loonies or toonies. Loonies are one dollar coin and toonies are two dollar coin.
This little piggy is flying all the way to the bank.
Here are more Super Bowl commercials. Tell me if these are funny. If they are, I think I’ve lost my funny bones.
#RealStrength Men+Care
Always #LikeAGirl
Invisible Mindy Kaling
Next year, Super Bowl, please don’t cut the funnies.
Last week at work, two boys had a bet about their football team.
A’s team is Seahawks
B’s team is 49ers
A and B are football fanatics
Let’s have a bet
Sure
The loser will wear the jersey of the winning team all day
You’re on.
Sunday:
I could hear the “roar” all the way from Seattle to Vancouver.
Vancouver, BC not Vancouver, Washington
Seahawks won.
Monday:
A brought his jersey #29, Thomas
Hanged it from the ceiling above B’s workstation
Everybody can see the jersey hanging from the ceiling as you walk in
Everybody is wondering what the deal is
A proudly exclaimed B is a loser!
I started singing:
The winner takes it all
The loser standing tall
Nooooooo…. not tall
Yes, I said
Nooooooo…. small, not tall
Yes, tall. B is very tall, isn’t he?
Laughter
They were laughing at me.
So, why is B not wearing the Jersey I asked A
It’s bad luck for the loser to wear the winning jersey
They might lose in the game
That’s baloney, I said.
A wanted me to serenade B and sing the Abba song:
The winner takes it all
The loser standing small
Beside the victory
There’s a destiny.
B responded:
I don’t wanna talk
About the things we’ve gone through
Though it’s hurting me
Now it’s history.
Back to work. Business as usual while the jersey hangs from B’s workstation and I hum the song all day.
Good times, good times.
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