A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God.
āGodā, he said, āhow long is a million years?ā
God answered, āIn my frame of reference, itās about a minute.ā
The man asked, āGod, how much is a million dollars?ā
God answered, āTo me, itās a penny.ā
The man then asked, āGod, can I have a penny?ā
God answered, āIn a minute.ā
Source | Roger Kuder, Jokes and Riddles
(lulu.com, 2012) Ā page 11
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Another rendition of the same story:
A man was talking to God one day, and he said, āGod, I have always wanted to ask you this question.ā He said, āGod, from your perspective how long is a million years?ā
God said, āIn my perspective, a million years is a second.ā
āWow, a second!ā He then said, āGod, from yourā¦