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Taking a little princess to a shoe store was a good idea at the time until she found a pair of hot pink stiletto heels. “Put them back, Stella.” “No.” she says. “They are too big for you, Princess.” “NO!” … Continue reading
Maurice, my love.
Every morning without failure, Maurice jumps onto the table, asking for a lot of loving just before I go to work.
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Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband … Continue reading
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And the very best thing in this journey of losing my mind is that God stayed by my side and I am forever grateful for that. Furthermore, my sense of humor returned.
Facebook: Snoopy
Go ahead and hug a dog, a cat, a tree,
Let me know how that feels for you.
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Visiting the health clinic, there are so many reading materials. This is where I catch up reading. I am beginning to understand why there are so much reading materials especially People, Chateline, Fashions, Time, Hello, Nature, Business and New Yorker … Continue reading
A sigh of relief, for British Columbia, Canada, it’s first day back to school after a long dispute between the BCTF and BC Government.
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A bore has feelings. Very often he will interrupt something boring he is saying to comment that he is a bore. His wife comes over and inquires sweetly, “Is he boring you?” If he is, maybe it’s your fault. “Being … Continue reading
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Exercise Time
Should I continue at the rate of a snail,
I might just be as big as the walrus.
Source: My apologies, I can’t remember.
At the end of the day, I need humour. And I got it and I don’t even have to wait….
A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God.
“God”, he said, “how long is a million years?”
God answered, “In my frame of reference, it’s about a minute.”
The man asked, “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God answered, “To me, it’s a penny.”
The man then asked, “God, can I have a penny?”
God answered, “In a minute.”
Source | Roger Kuder, Jokes and Riddles
(lulu.com, 2012) page 11
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Another rendition of the same story:
A man was talking to God one day, and he said, “God, I have always wanted to ask you this question.” He said, “God, from your perspective how long is a million years?”
God said, “In my perspective, a million years is a second.”
“Wow, a second!” He then said, “God, from your…
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When I write something funny, I don’t find it funny at all. In my mind, I thought is was funny. Until I read it out loud, that is funny.
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Since English is my second language, I think and speak in literal terms, literally. I followed this article for the longest time and I find it humorous. ‘Literally’ literally means what now? CNN Living (CNN) — This is going to give grammarians … Continue reading
“Calvin: Dad where do babies come from?
Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.
Calvin: I came from Sears?
Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!”
― Bill Watterson
Listening to the laughter made me laugh harder while watching the reaction of the boxer eating a lemon.
Unfortunately the original comic strip is no longer available and I replace it with this.
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Having a bad day….. play me over and over and over……
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